"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have fvcked up teeth

SeymourCake

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Is it best for me NOT to smile?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I had severely f*cked up teeth 3.5 years ago. I was so ashamed that I had crooked teeth, that I took the step and went to see an orthodontist. My teeth were so f*cked up that I was at risk of loosing my front teeth if left untreated. So I got braces and about a year ago I had surgery to fix the problems with my jaw alignment.

To be honest, I am so glad I did it. In 3 weeks my braces come out, and I will have perfect teeth. I no longer feel ashamed for how my teeth look.

If you feel shame for the way your teeth look, go see an orthodontist. Check if you're insured for orthodontist treatment and see what they can do(and if you think it's worth paying yourself if your insurance doesn't cover it). Don't believe what other people say: Braces will *NOT* influence your game. I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
 

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i got messed up teeth too but it aint that easy to "just get braces". need to get my money right
 

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No bad teeth can make a smile look bad, really! There's no such ugly creature that looks bad when it smiles. I'd like to point out smth else though: Do you have to make that question on sosuave? I mean most of the guys here are 25yo virgins, nerdym geeky, narcisoids, women-haters and probably deep down f...... faggots. So why the **** would you need to ask anyone here anything?
Go and flash your smile to every single female being that provokes it, and have fun with it. I had my front teeth removed when i dated best girlfriend i ever had [10 outta 10].
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think the OP's a troll. He's made a bunch of ridiculous threads in the past few days
 

omega05

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Scion said:
I think the OP's a troll. He's made a bunch of ridiculous threads in the past few days
how is this a troll thread? i think it's a legitimate question.

the word troll gets thrown around here too much
 

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Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
 

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i know college students who had braces. im turning 23 tomorrow and i still need them
 

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SandHawk said:
I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
a new female fetish ... braces!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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SeymourCake said:
Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
Nope, I was 23 when I got my braces, and I'm currently 27. Nothing weird about it.

kingsam said:
a new female fetish ... braces!
I don't think that's new ;). Braces have been a fetish for a long time, even amongst males.
 

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SeymourCake said:
Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
get invisible braces if you're concerned about the look

people in their 30s and 40s are getting them now
 
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