SeymourCake
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Is it best for me NOT to smile?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
how is this a troll thread? i think it's a legitimate question.Scion said:I think the OP's a troll. He's made a bunch of ridiculous threads in the past few days
a new female fetish ... braces!SandHawk said:I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Nope, I was 23 when I got my braces, and I'm currently 27. Nothing weird about it.SeymourCake said:Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
I don't think that's newkingsam said:a new female fetish ... braces!
get invisible braces if you're concerned about the lookSeymourCake said:Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.