"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I have fvcked up teeth

SeymourCake

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Is it best for me NOT to smile?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I had severely f*cked up teeth 3.5 years ago. I was so ashamed that I had crooked teeth, that I took the step and went to see an orthodontist. My teeth were so f*cked up that I was at risk of loosing my front teeth if left untreated. So I got braces and about a year ago I had surgery to fix the problems with my jaw alignment.

To be honest, I am so glad I did it. In 3 weeks my braces come out, and I will have perfect teeth. I no longer feel ashamed for how my teeth look.

If you feel shame for the way your teeth look, go see an orthodontist. Check if you're insured for orthodontist treatment and see what they can do(and if you think it's worth paying yourself if your insurance doesn't cover it). Don't believe what other people say: Braces will *NOT* influence your game. I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
 

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i got messed up teeth too but it aint that easy to "just get braces". need to get my money right
 

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No bad teeth can make a smile look bad, really! There's no such ugly creature that looks bad when it smiles. I'd like to point out smth else though: Do you have to make that question on sosuave? I mean most of the guys here are 25yo virgins, nerdym geeky, narcisoids, women-haters and probably deep down f...... faggots. So why the **** would you need to ask anyone here anything?
Go and flash your smile to every single female being that provokes it, and have fun with it. I had my front teeth removed when i dated best girlfriend i ever had [10 outta 10].
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I think the OP's a troll. He's made a bunch of ridiculous threads in the past few days
 

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Scion said:
I think the OP's a troll. He's made a bunch of ridiculous threads in the past few days
how is this a troll thread? i think it's a legitimate question.

the word troll gets thrown around here too much
 

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Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
 

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i know college students who had braces. im turning 23 tomorrow and i still need them
 

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SandHawk said:
I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
a new female fetish ... braces!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SeymourCake said:
Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
Nope, I was 23 when I got my braces, and I'm currently 27. Nothing weird about it.

kingsam said:
a new female fetish ... braces!
I don't think that's new ;). Braces have been a fetish for a long time, even amongst males.
 

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SeymourCake said:
Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
get invisible braces if you're concerned about the look

people in their 30s and 40s are getting them now
 
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