SeymourCake
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Is it best for me NOT to smile?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I have fvcked up teeth
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
I had severely f*cked up teeth 3.5 years ago. I was so ashamed that I had crooked teeth, that I took the step and went to see an orthodontist. My teeth were so f*cked up that I was at risk of loosing my front teeth if left untreated. So I got braces and about a year ago I had surgery to fix the problems with my jaw alignment.
To be honest, I am so glad I did it. In 3 weeks my braces come out, and I will have perfect teeth. I no longer feel ashamed for how my teeth look.
If you feel shame for the way your teeth look, go see an orthodontist. Check if you're insured for orthodontist treatment and see what they can do(and if you think it's worth paying yourself if your insurance doesn't cover it). Don't believe what other people say: Braces will *NOT* influence your game. I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
To be honest, I am so glad I did it. In 3 weeks my braces come out, and I will have perfect teeth. I no longer feel ashamed for how my teeth look.
If you feel shame for the way your teeth look, go see an orthodontist. Check if you're insured for orthodontist treatment and see what they can do(and if you think it's worth paying yourself if your insurance doesn't cover it). Don't believe what other people say: Braces will *NOT* influence your game. I thought initially that people would look really weird at me for having braces at my age, but it turns out, noone cares. And when it comes to girls, a lot of them confessed they were curious about making out with a guy with braces.
No bad teeth can make a smile look bad, really! There's no such ugly creature that looks bad when it smiles. I'd like to point out smth else though: Do you have to make that question on sosuave? I mean most of the guys here are 25yo virgins, nerdym geeky, narcisoids, women-haters and probably deep down f...... faggots. So why the **** would you need to ask anyone here anything?
Go and flash your smile to every single female being that provokes it, and have fun with it. I had my front teeth removed when i dated best girlfriend i ever had [10 outta 10].
Go and flash your smile to every single female being that provokes it, and have fun with it. I had my front teeth removed when i dated best girlfriend i ever had [10 outta 10].
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SeymourCake
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Isn't it kind of weird for a 20 year old guy to get braces? I mean you would see them on younger people.
kingsam
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a new female fetish ... braces!SandHawk said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Nope, I was 23 when I got my braces, and I'm currently 27. Nothing weird about it.SeymourCake said:
I don't think that's newkingsam said:
. Braces have been a fetish for a long time, even amongst males.
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Goddammit OP, smile without showing your teeth or get that sh*t fixed!