"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i have been having unproteced sex

paintballz

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because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice? where can i get some at the store that are smaller? what brands?

im sleeping with a few girls unsafe
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I don't see how length would matter, wouldn't you just leave more of it rolled up. Wouldn't it be a girth thing for it to fall off?

ps I call troll thread.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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paintballz said:
because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice?
Try duct tape. Put on the condom and then wrap duct tape all around..everywhere. That way the condom doesn't fall off.

Then post a field report. Let us know if this works or not.
 

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It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief

Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr.Positive said:
Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
You know, the duct tape condom would blow trojan's away.

We could go into business. Alpha male condoms. New ultra-duct technology...guaranteed to fit any man.
 
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joekerr31 said:
are you indian?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
I'm not Indian but now I know where to travel to get my condoms. :(

A seven minute condom video/song and dance, from India at that!! I can die now - I've seen everything!

The video was produced/presented by a social/cultural organization - it must be part of Bill Gates/Warren Buffet's 60 billion "gift" for depopulation programs in "developing" nations - too many dark people are having babies!
 
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I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ThunderMaverick said:
I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
Alex Jones is my boy!!! But, this has been going on on for a few hundred years - nothing new!!!
 

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joekerr31 said:
you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
Wohaa...I just got back from a ONS, didn't use a condom and this is the first thing I see when I log on ss.com. This is some 'Twilight Zone' sh!t. I don't know if I should cry or laugh.
 

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'Never forget me I am Nirodh, I am the condom friend ever useful to you.'


HAAHHAHA they look like some fvcking Teletubies dancing around.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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