"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i have been having unproteced sex

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because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice? where can i get some at the store that are smaller? what brands?

im sleeping with a few girls unsafe
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't see how length would matter, wouldn't you just leave more of it rolled up. Wouldn't it be a girth thing for it to fall off?

ps I call troll thread.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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paintballz said:
because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice?
Try duct tape. Put on the condom and then wrap duct tape all around..everywhere. That way the condom doesn't fall off.

Then post a field report. Let us know if this works or not.
 

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It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief

Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mr.Positive said:
Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
 

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comic_relief said:
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
You know, the duct tape condom would blow trojan's away.

We could go into business. Alpha male condoms. New ultra-duct technology...guaranteed to fit any man.
 
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joekerr31 said:
are you indian?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
I'm not Indian but now I know where to travel to get my condoms. :(

A seven minute condom video/song and dance, from India at that!! I can die now - I've seen everything!

The video was produced/presented by a social/cultural organization - it must be part of Bill Gates/Warren Buffet's 60 billion "gift" for depopulation programs in "developing" nations - too many dark people are having babies!
 
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I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ThunderMaverick said:
I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
Alex Jones is my boy!!! But, this has been going on on for a few hundred years - nothing new!!!
 

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joekerr31 said:
you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
Wohaa...I just got back from a ONS, didn't use a condom and this is the first thing I see when I log on ss.com. This is some 'Twilight Zone' sh!t. I don't know if I should cry or laugh.
 

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'Never forget me I am Nirodh, I am the condom friend ever useful to you.'


HAAHHAHA they look like some fvcking Teletubies dancing around.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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