"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i have been having unproteced sex

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paintballz said:
alot of sh!t talking and no leads/advice ??


what gives
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one idea is to make sure the girl that you have sex with is on the pill and you can have all the unprotected sex that you want (be careful about STD's though).

Also, I'm sure they do this somewhere and have smaller than average condom sizes. I know that they have "mini-**** condoms" at spencers, but I'm sure they have smaller condoms somewhere out there.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude try a smaleer size. and make sure you use it or youll end up maybe getting a disease or getting the chick pregnant.
 
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