"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

i have been having unproteced sex

paintballz

Don Juan
Joined
Jul 9, 2007
Messages
73
Reaction score
0
Age
51
because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice? where can i get some at the store that are smaller? what brands?

im sleeping with a few girls unsafe
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

MacAvoy

Banned
Joined
May 10, 2003
Messages
2,940
Reaction score
35
Location
Northern Ontario
I don't see how length would matter, wouldn't you just leave more of it rolled up. Wouldn't it be a girth thing for it to fall off?

ps I call troll thread.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Mr.Positive

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 13, 2007
Messages
1,855
Reaction score
99
paintballz said:
because condom's are too damn big and slip off, any advice?
Try duct tape. Put on the condom and then wrap duct tape all around..everywhere. That way the condom doesn't fall off.

Then post a field report. Let us know if this works or not.
 

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief
 

Mr.Positive

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 13, 2007
Messages
1,855
Reaction score
99
comic_relief said:
It's sad that I actually know a person who had this same problem.

NOTE: This is before my girlfriend and me even knew each other.

Her ex-boyfriend kept having unprotected sex with my girlfriend because his d!ck was so small that he couldn't get any feeling at all with them.

To anyone that is saying that he is a troll, it does actually happen (he also only lasted for a total of 7 minutes at a time). My girlfriend knows it personally.

comic_relief

Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
Mr.Positive said:
Did you try duct tape by chance?

I still think my duct tape idea is a good one and needs to be field tested...
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
 

Mr.Positive

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 13, 2007
Messages
1,855
Reaction score
99
comic_relief said:
:crackup:

I'll bring it up to the ex-boyfriend the next time that I see him for you.

btw I guess that would be the true trojan ultra-ribbed condoms.

comic_relief
You know, the duct tape condom would blow trojan's away.

We could go into business. Alpha male condoms. New ultra-duct technology...guaranteed to fit any man.
 
Joined
Mar 18, 2006
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
37
joekerr31 said:
are you indian?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
I'm not Indian but now I know where to travel to get my condoms. :(

A seven minute condom video/song and dance, from India at that!! I can die now - I've seen everything!

The video was produced/presented by a social/cultural organization - it must be part of Bill Gates/Warren Buffet's 60 billion "gift" for depopulation programs in "developing" nations - too many dark people are having babies!
 
Last edited:

ThunderMaverick

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 19, 2004
Messages
1,945
Reaction score
70
Age
45
I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Joined
Mar 18, 2006
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
37
ThunderMaverick said:
I see someone besides me has seen EndGame: Blueprint for total enslavement. :rockon:
Alex Jones is my boy!!! But, this has been going on on for a few hundred years - nothing new!!!
 

Centaurion

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 27, 2001
Messages
2,314
Reaction score
17
Location
Europe
joekerr31 said:
you might want to try nirodh, the indians seem pretty excited about them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
Wohaa...I just got back from a ONS, didn't use a condom and this is the first thing I see when I log on ss.com. This is some 'Twilight Zone' sh!t. I don't know if I should cry or laugh.
 

Centaurion

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 27, 2001
Messages
2,314
Reaction score
17
Location
Europe
'Never forget me I am Nirodh, I am the condom friend ever useful to you.'


HAAHHAHA they look like some fvcking Teletubies dancing around.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

Top