"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have a mustache

seanchai

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I have a mustache and it owns the bar.

It's hard to think of something you can do to your appearance that gets more attention than a thick handlebar mustache. It disarms dudes in sets because they're too busy wondering why the hell a guy would do this to his face.

Chicks don't seem to like it as much, however.

But I figure I'm gonna wear it like a drag suit, and when I can get results in the bar with a mustache I can CLEAN UP without it.

Not that I'm ever gonna shave it...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Master Bates

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck.
 

Dongfu

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I dont know man - I just keep imagining Ben Stiller in starsky and hutch.

It's a form of peakocking I suppose, a bizarre form.
 

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Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Master Bates

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benjiprice said:
Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
There's a HUGE difference between going unshaven and having a moustache.
 

The Sperminator

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I think having a beard and mustache is ok looking but just a mustache a lone looks dumb. I mean yeah there are a few people who can pull it off but not many.
 

ChrizZ

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I might get me a fake mustache.:crackup:

Don't grow a mustache unless u wanna look like a bada$$ m0therfvcker!!!
 

doctoroxygen

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Trust me, seanchai is one who can pull it off.
 

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck


LOL
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha, I rocked a pretty crazy handlebar moustache for a few months earlier this year. It was a bet with the guys, and I got a lot of stares and double-takes, but it's not like it was a girl magnet. My girlfriend seemed to like it, though.
 

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I pulled last night (first ever from a bar) thanks to my Tintin T-shirt and the mustache once again owned the bar.

Those who can grow should try it.
 

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A sweet ass handlebar mustache can never be a bad thing :cool:
 
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