"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have a mustache

seanchai

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I have a mustache and it owns the bar.

It's hard to think of something you can do to your appearance that gets more attention than a thick handlebar mustache. It disarms dudes in sets because they're too busy wondering why the hell a guy would do this to his face.

Chicks don't seem to like it as much, however.

But I figure I'm gonna wear it like a drag suit, and when I can get results in the bar with a mustache I can CLEAN UP without it.

Not that I'm ever gonna shave it...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Master Bates

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck.
 

Dongfu

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I dont know man - I just keep imagining Ben Stiller in starsky and hutch.

It's a form of peakocking I suppose, a bizarre form.
 

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Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Master Bates

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benjiprice said:
Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
There's a HUGE difference between going unshaven and having a moustache.
 

The Sperminator

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I think having a beard and mustache is ok looking but just a mustache a lone looks dumb. I mean yeah there are a few people who can pull it off but not many.
 

ChrizZ

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I might get me a fake mustache.:crackup:

Don't grow a mustache unless u wanna look like a bada$$ m0therfvcker!!!
 

doctoroxygen

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Trust me, seanchai is one who can pull it off.
 

Ryan69

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck


LOL
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Luscious

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Haha, I rocked a pretty crazy handlebar moustache for a few months earlier this year. It was a bet with the guys, and I got a lot of stares and double-takes, but it's not like it was a girl magnet. My girlfriend seemed to like it, though.
 

seanchai

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I pulled last night (first ever from a bar) thanks to my Tintin T-shirt and the mustache once again owned the bar.

Those who can grow should try it.
 

WhitePimp

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A sweet ass handlebar mustache can never be a bad thing :cool:
 
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