I have a mustache

[seanchai]

I have a mustache and it owns the bar.

It's hard to think of something you can do to your appearance that gets more attention than a thick handlebar mustache. It disarms dudes in sets because they're too busy wondering why the hell a guy would do this to his face.

Chicks don't seem to like it as much, however.

But I figure I'm gonna wear it like a drag suit, and when I can get results in the bar with a mustache I can CLEAN UP without it.

Not that I'm ever gonna shave it...

 

[Magma]

I rocked one for a month, only because I needed it for a ski vid we shot. I wouldn't recommend it as a concious fashion decision though. To each their own. Sarge on!

 

[Master Bates]

Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck.

 

[Dongfu]

I dont know man - I just keep imagining Ben Stiller in starsky and hutch.

It's a form of peakocking I suppose, a bizarre form.

 

[benjiprice]

Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.

 

[Master Bates]

Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.

There's a HUGE difference between going unshaven and having a moustache.

 

[The Sperminator]

I think having a beard and mustache is ok looking but just a mustache a lone looks dumb. I mean yeah there are a few people who can pull it off but not many.

 

[ChrizZ]

I might get me a fake mustache.:crackup:

Don't grow a mustache unless u wanna look like a bada$$ m0therfvcker!!!

 

[doctoroxygen]

Trust me, seanchai is one who can pull it off.

 

[Ryan69]

Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck


LOL

 

[Last Man Standing]

I have a mustache

You must be a female from the Mediterranean!

 

[Luscious]

Haha, I rocked a pretty crazy handlebar moustache for a few months earlier this year. It was a bet with the guys, and I got a lot of stares and double-takes, but it's not like it was a girl magnet. My girlfriend seemed to like it, though.

 

[seanchai]

I pulled last night (first ever from a bar) thanks to my Tintin T-shirt and the mustache once again owned the bar.

Those who can grow should try it.

 

[WhitePimp]

A sweet ass handlebar mustache can never be a bad thing