"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have a mustache

seanchai

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I have a mustache and it owns the bar.

It's hard to think of something you can do to your appearance that gets more attention than a thick handlebar mustache. It disarms dudes in sets because they're too busy wondering why the hell a guy would do this to his face.

Chicks don't seem to like it as much, however.

But I figure I'm gonna wear it like a drag suit, and when I can get results in the bar with a mustache I can CLEAN UP without it.

Not that I'm ever gonna shave it...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Master Bates

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck.
 

Dongfu

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I dont know man - I just keep imagining Ben Stiller in starsky and hutch.

It's a form of peakocking I suppose, a bizarre form.
 

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Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Master Bates

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benjiprice said:
Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
There's a HUGE difference between going unshaven and having a moustache.
 

The Sperminator

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I think having a beard and mustache is ok looking but just a mustache a lone looks dumb. I mean yeah there are a few people who can pull it off but not many.
 

ChrizZ

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I might get me a fake mustache.:crackup:

Don't grow a mustache unless u wanna look like a bada$$ m0therfvcker!!!
 

doctoroxygen

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Trust me, seanchai is one who can pull it off.
 

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Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck


LOL
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Luscious

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Haha, I rocked a pretty crazy handlebar moustache for a few months earlier this year. It was a bet with the guys, and I got a lot of stares and double-takes, but it's not like it was a girl magnet. My girlfriend seemed to like it, though.
 

seanchai

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I pulled last night (first ever from a bar) thanks to my Tintin T-shirt and the mustache once again owned the bar.

Those who can grow should try it.
 

WhitePimp

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A sweet ass handlebar mustache can never be a bad thing :cool:
 
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