"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

I have a mustache

seanchai

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 18, 2005
Messages
766
Reaction score
5
Age
40
Location
Seattle
I have a mustache and it owns the bar.

It's hard to think of something you can do to your appearance that gets more attention than a thick handlebar mustache. It disarms dudes in sets because they're too busy wondering why the hell a guy would do this to his face.

Chicks don't seem to like it as much, however.

But I figure I'm gonna wear it like a drag suit, and when I can get results in the bar with a mustache I can CLEAN UP without it.

Not that I'm ever gonna shave it...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Master Bates

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 26, 2007
Messages
1,001
Reaction score
10
Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck.
 

Dongfu

Banned
Joined
May 22, 2007
Messages
943
Reaction score
5
Location
Wherever the Dong guides me, but mostly Hawaii
I dont know man - I just keep imagining Ben Stiller in starsky and hutch.

It's a form of peakocking I suppose, a bizarre form.
 

benjiprice

Don Juan
Joined
Jul 19, 2007
Messages
67
Reaction score
0
Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Master Bates

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 26, 2007
Messages
1,001
Reaction score
10
benjiprice said:
Depending on the person, I like em. I currently have one and side burns that connect to my goatee. What's funny is that my ex, who always bytched about me not shaving, now says she prefered it when I was completely unshaven to the cleaner look. Same thing happened with my hair. When I met her is was super short, later I let it longer because of laziness and she said she liked it more that way and told me not to cut it. So I cut it, and then she said she actually really liked it.
Conclusion: Girls never know what the fvck they wan't, haha.
There's a HUGE difference between going unshaven and having a moustache.
 

The Sperminator

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2007
Messages
490
Reaction score
2
I think having a beard and mustache is ok looking but just a mustache a lone looks dumb. I mean yeah there are a few people who can pull it off but not many.
 

ChrizZ

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 12, 2006
Messages
2,028
Reaction score
27
I might get me a fake mustache.:crackup:

Don't grow a mustache unless u wanna look like a bada$$ m0therfvcker!!!
 

doctoroxygen

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 23, 2002
Messages
581
Reaction score
4
Trust me, seanchai is one who can pull it off.
 

Ryan69

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2006
Messages
127
Reaction score
1
Age
49
Moustaches are ugly ugly ugly ugly. Nobody likes them. It's not the 80s anymore, and you're not Tom Selleck


LOL
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Luscious

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 8, 2002
Messages
840
Reaction score
3
Haha, I rocked a pretty crazy handlebar moustache for a few months earlier this year. It was a bet with the guys, and I got a lot of stares and double-takes, but it's not like it was a girl magnet. My girlfriend seemed to like it, though.
 

seanchai

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 18, 2005
Messages
766
Reaction score
5
Age
40
Location
Seattle
I pulled last night (first ever from a bar) thanks to my Tintin T-shirt and the mustache once again owned the bar.

Those who can grow should try it.
 

WhitePimp

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 7, 2004
Messages
802
Reaction score
19
Location
New jersey
A sweet ass handlebar mustache can never be a bad thing :cool:
 
Top