"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I have a fat ass

Flabbergasped?

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No homo, first of all.

Anyway, in the process of bulking, I've begun to realize that my ass has gotten pretty humongous. The b!tches like it, I think, every so often some chick grabs it or says, "nice ass", but it personally ****s with my posture (I look like I have perpetual anterior pelvic tilt). I think it's a side affect of gaining some bf% from bulking; I'm starting a cutting cycle in a week anyway.

Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?

I feel like a chick. Thanks in advance.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Flabbergasped?

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No help?
 

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You may have a hormone problem if you are collecting fat in female places.
 

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I have the same problem dude. I searched for a million reasons to explain it awhile ago, but couldn't find one. Tight hip flexors could be the cause, in which case the solution is to stretch them out frequently for weeks and weeks, and also incorporate more lower abdominal work into your workout. Both are things that I do now.

I also have had to suffer the excessive ass grabbing :)

good luck
 

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Girls love my big ass :)
I suggest squats to tone.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Flabbergasped? said:
No homo, first of all.

Anyway, in the process of bulking, I've begun to realize that my ass has gotten pretty humongous. The b!tches like it, I think, every so often some chick grabs it or says, "nice ass", but it personally ****s with my posture (I look like I have perpetual anterior pelvic tilt). I think it's a side affect of gaining some bf% from bulking; I'm starting a cutting cycle in a week anyway.

Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?

I feel like a chick. Thanks in advance.

If you've been bulking, and doing heavy squats, deadlifts. Your ass will grow quite a bit, but it will be muscle, not flab. If your ass jiggles, from bulking and heavy weight, something's not right. That's fat, not muscle.

Don't hide the issue with baggy pants, etc. I'm thinking you need "leg day" to be a bit more intensive.
 

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Keep squatting son. My ass got huge, but chix dig it. So no problem to me.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Kerpal said:
Didn't you say you were giving up heavy squats?
I did give up heavy squats, I now do 2x10 squats on an IA program which feels great so far.

Mr.Positive said:
I'm thinking you need "leg day" to be a bit more intensive.
Why would a more intense leg day make my ass smaller?
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?
seriously, watch what you eat or you will get some serious cornbread-fed butt
 

Flabbergasped?

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penkitten, what's your take on guys with big butts?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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