"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have a fat ass

Flabbergasped?

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No homo, first of all.

Anyway, in the process of bulking, I've begun to realize that my ass has gotten pretty humongous. The b!tches like it, I think, every so often some chick grabs it or says, "nice ass", but it personally ****s with my posture (I look like I have perpetual anterior pelvic tilt). I think it's a side affect of gaining some bf% from bulking; I'm starting a cutting cycle in a week anyway.

Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?

I feel like a chick. Thanks in advance.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Flabbergasped?

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No help?
 

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You may have a hormone problem if you are collecting fat in female places.
 

Quiksilver

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I have the same problem dude. I searched for a million reasons to explain it awhile ago, but couldn't find one. Tight hip flexors could be the cause, in which case the solution is to stretch them out frequently for weeks and weeks, and also incorporate more lower abdominal work into your workout. Both are things that I do now.

I also have had to suffer the excessive ass grabbing :)

good luck
 

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Girls love my big ass :)
I suggest squats to tone.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mr.Positive

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Flabbergasped? said:
No homo, first of all.

Anyway, in the process of bulking, I've begun to realize that my ass has gotten pretty humongous. The b!tches like it, I think, every so often some chick grabs it or says, "nice ass", but it personally ****s with my posture (I look like I have perpetual anterior pelvic tilt). I think it's a side affect of gaining some bf% from bulking; I'm starting a cutting cycle in a week anyway.

Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?

I feel like a chick. Thanks in advance.

If you've been bulking, and doing heavy squats, deadlifts. Your ass will grow quite a bit, but it will be muscle, not flab. If your ass jiggles, from bulking and heavy weight, something's not right. That's fat, not muscle.

Don't hide the issue with baggy pants, etc. I'm thinking you need "leg day" to be a bit more intensive.
 

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Keep squatting son. My ass got huge, but chix dig it. So no problem to me.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Kerpal said:
Didn't you say you were giving up heavy squats?
I did give up heavy squats, I now do 2x10 squats on an IA program which feels great so far.

Mr.Positive said:
I'm thinking you need "leg day" to be a bit more intensive.
Why would a more intense leg day make my ass smaller?
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
Are there any other ways to minimize my badonkadonk? Ways to sag your pants? Wearing more shorts?
seriously, watch what you eat or you will get some serious cornbread-fed butt
 

Flabbergasped?

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penkitten, what's your take on guys with big butts?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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