"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I had to share this.. priceless.

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ok so today... craziest thing happened and its hilarious now despite now that my parents think im a horndog.

so this 8.5 and I hook up, at my house, parents are home. we hook up, hooking up turns into missionary sex, which turns into every position possible.

so i start doggin her, now it got intense..i started slapppin her ass and apparently i hurt her a little bit (haha) so she was like OWW. and my dad beeing a creep is near my room and thought i was beating hurt or something (wtf?) so he comes in and there i am doggin her......

yep thats wat happens when u dont lock the door :(

i still think its funny now that i look back on it.

after she left..

my dad: "i didn't know you were capable of that"
me: (gulp) sorry dad

then he walked off

I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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BluEyes

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He's just proud of you, trust me.


All men are still horndogs at heart, but age puts them behind bars...If he's any sort of man and father, he'll be proud of you.

Unless of course, he actually thought you were beating her ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Lol, that is priceless.
 
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redbullfbu said:
I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
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You kidding me? He's probably thinking to himself "my son is the sh*t".
 
KarmaSutra

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We were lucky . . .

You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hahaha,

Nice mate,

But yeah, how old are you? I certainly wouldn't take a girl home with my parents around.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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whoh I found out today that doggy is actually a position from yoga..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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realsmoothie

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KarmaSutra said:
You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
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This explains a lot! :D
 
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haha yeah.
i dunno whast mroe awkward, that, or having your grils mom walk in on you having sex. cause trust me, that was bad. :p
 
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