"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I had to share this.. priceless.

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redbullfbu

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ok so today... craziest thing happened and its hilarious now despite now that my parents think im a horndog.

so this 8.5 and I hook up, at my house, parents are home. we hook up, hooking up turns into missionary sex, which turns into every position possible.

so i start doggin her, now it got intense..i started slapppin her ass and apparently i hurt her a little bit (haha) so she was like OWW. and my dad beeing a creep is near my room and thought i was beating hurt or something (wtf?) so he comes in and there i am doggin her......

yep thats wat happens when u dont lock the door :(

i still think its funny now that i look back on it.

after she left..

my dad: "i didn't know you were capable of that"
me: (gulp) sorry dad

then he walked off

I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BluEyes

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He's just proud of you, trust me.


All men are still horndogs at heart, but age puts them behind bars...If he's any sort of man and father, he'll be proud of you.

Unless of course, he actually thought you were beating her ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Shocker

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Hahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Lol, that is priceless.
 
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redbullfbu said:
I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
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You kidding me? He's probably thinking to himself "my son is the sh*t".
 
KarmaSutra

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We were lucky . . .

You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hahaha,

Nice mate,

But yeah, how old are you? I certainly wouldn't take a girl home with my parents around.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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whoh I found out today that doggy is actually a position from yoga..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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realsmoothie

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KarmaSutra said:
You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
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This explains a lot! :D
 
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haha yeah.
i dunno whast mroe awkward, that, or having your grils mom walk in on you having sex. cause trust me, that was bad. :p
 
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