"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I had to share this.. priceless.

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redbullfbu

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ok so today... craziest thing happened and its hilarious now despite now that my parents think im a horndog.

so this 8.5 and I hook up, at my house, parents are home. we hook up, hooking up turns into missionary sex, which turns into every position possible.

so i start doggin her, now it got intense..i started slapppin her ass and apparently i hurt her a little bit (haha) so she was like OWW. and my dad beeing a creep is near my room and thought i was beating hurt or something (wtf?) so he comes in and there i am doggin her......

yep thats wat happens when u dont lock the door :(

i still think its funny now that i look back on it.

after she left..

my dad: "i didn't know you were capable of that"
me: (gulp) sorry dad

then he walked off

I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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BluEyes

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He's just proud of you, trust me.


All men are still horndogs at heart, but age puts them behind bars...If he's any sort of man and father, he'll be proud of you.

Unless of course, he actually thought you were beating her ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Shocker

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Hahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Lol, that is priceless.
 
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realsmoothie

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redbullfbu said:
I thought he would kill me....but i guess not.
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You kidding me? He's probably thinking to himself "my son is the sh*t".
 
KarmaSutra

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We were lucky . . .

You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hahaha,

Nice mate,

But yeah, how old are you? I certainly wouldn't take a girl home with my parents around.
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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whoh I found out today that doggy is actually a position from yoga..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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realsmoothie

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KarmaSutra said:
You think Pops don't miss spankin' ass? Hell yes he does and unfortunately he has to live vicariously through your penis.

My Pop is an old school player. The way he taught my brother and I about sex was throw us some Playboys and explain what condoms were and which women to watch out for. I was 7 my brother was 5.

When we were living in CT my Pop worked for a restaurant run by the Mob. The guy who ran the place was getting married so they had his bachelor party there. Here we are, 14 and 12 respectively, with a bunch of greasy guineas watching a skank put chicken legs up her snatch and my brother and I throwing fvcking bologna at her from the food trays!
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This explains a lot! :D
 
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haha yeah.
i dunno whast mroe awkward, that, or having your grils mom walk in on you having sex. cause trust me, that was bad. :p
 
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