I feel like an ass...

[Berlex]

I was at the bus stop this morning and I started chatting up a blind man. When my bus came I said "well here's my bus, see you later.''

 

[selfmademob]

sarging blind men? thats a new one.

 

[Panda 2000]

I think it's cool, you never said anything about him seeing you, only that you'll see him, which may very well happen.

 

[skip2mylou781]

chat up a blind woman next time.....i hear that they are the easiest to score with.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

That's kind of funny, but yes, Panda makes a good point. You'll see him, but he won't see you.

 

[Berlex]

this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh

 

[ValleyDJing]

this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh

hahaha! random.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

You should've said the bus stop is "over there" (where the bus is coming), so the bus would run him over. That would have been funnier.

 

[Centaurion]

I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.

 

[ValleyDJing]

I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.

You're a sick man......I like that!

 

[Ace of Flames]

You're a sick man......I like that!

Everyone needs a little lovin'...

He deserves a medal.

 

[piranha45]

I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.

did you have to talk to her in sign-language for a substantive number of hours first, or was it is a really fast easy lay?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.

Even the tards???

 

[penkitten]

blind people actually say see you later.
my brother does it all the time.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.

So that means you would bang Emo chicks, Goths, and fat chicks right... goodluck with that! oh and don't forget the ones with AIDS or other STDs!

 

[Centaurion]

Even the tards???

Especially the 'tards. :rock: Siamese twins would be the pinnacle!

I met the deaf chick on the bus, as she was living close to me we kept running into eachother on the bus, so I struck up a convo (she could read lips). She was h00t so I went out with her a couple of times and did her up the arse on the third date. Simply beautiful.

And yes, I've done Goth, anorexic and fat chicks. Variety is the spice of life.