"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was at the bus stop this morning and I started chatting up a blind man. When my bus came I said "well here's my bus, see you later.'' :eek:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think it's cool, you never said anything about him seeing you, only that you'll see him, which may very well happen.
 
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chat up a blind woman next time.....i hear that they are the easiest to score with.
 
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That's kind of funny, but yes, Panda makes a good point. You'll see him, but he won't see you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
 
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Berlex said:
this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
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hahaha! random.
 
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You should've said the bus stop is "over there" (where the bus is coming), so the bus would run him over. That would have been funnier.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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You're a sick man......I like that! :up:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Centaurion said:
I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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did you have to talk to her in sign-language for a substantive number of hours first, or was it is a really fast easy lay?
 
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Centaurion said:
I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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Even the tards???
 
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blind people actually say see you later.
my brother does it all the time.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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So that means you would bang Emo chicks, Goths, and fat chicks right... goodluck with that! oh and don't forget the ones with AIDS or other STDs!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Even the tards???
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Especially the 'tards. :rock: Siamese twins would be the pinnacle!

I met the deaf chick on the bus, as she was living close to me we kept running into eachother on the bus, so I struck up a convo (she could read lips). She was h00t so I went out with her a couple of times and did her up the arse on the third date. Simply beautiful.

And yes, I've done Goth, anorexic and fat chicks. Variety is the spice of life.
 
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