"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was at the bus stop this morning and I started chatting up a blind man. When my bus came I said "well here's my bus, see you later.'' :eek:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I think it's cool, you never said anything about him seeing you, only that you'll see him, which may very well happen.
 
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chat up a blind woman next time.....i hear that they are the easiest to score with.
 
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That's kind of funny, but yes, Panda makes a good point. You'll see him, but he won't see you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
 
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Berlex said:
this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
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hahaha! random.
 
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You should've said the bus stop is "over there" (where the bus is coming), so the bus would run him over. That would have been funnier.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
 
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Centaurion said:
I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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You're a sick man......I like that! :up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Centaurion said:
I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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did you have to talk to her in sign-language for a substantive number of hours first, or was it is a really fast easy lay?
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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Even the tards???
 
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blind people actually say see you later.
my brother does it all the time.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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So that means you would bang Emo chicks, Goths, and fat chicks right... goodluck with that! oh and don't forget the ones with AIDS or other STDs!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Even the tards???
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Especially the 'tards. :rock: Siamese twins would be the pinnacle!

I met the deaf chick on the bus, as she was living close to me we kept running into eachother on the bus, so I struck up a convo (she could read lips). She was h00t so I went out with her a couple of times and did her up the arse on the third date. Simply beautiful.

And yes, I've done Goth, anorexic and fat chicks. Variety is the spice of life.
 
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