"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I was at the bus stop this morning and I started chatting up a blind man. When my bus came I said "well here's my bus, see you later.'' :eek:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think it's cool, you never said anything about him seeing you, only that you'll see him, which may very well happen.
 
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chat up a blind woman next time.....i hear that they are the easiest to score with.
 
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That's kind of funny, but yes, Panda makes a good point. You'll see him, but he won't see you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
 
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Berlex said:
this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
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hahaha! random.
 
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You should've said the bus stop is "over there" (where the bus is coming), so the bus would run him over. That would have been funnier.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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You're a sick man......I like that! :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Centaurion said:
I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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did you have to talk to her in sign-language for a substantive number of hours first, or was it is a really fast easy lay?
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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Even the tards???
 
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blind people actually say see you later.
my brother does it all the time.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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So that means you would bang Emo chicks, Goths, and fat chicks right... goodluck with that! oh and don't forget the ones with AIDS or other STDs!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Even the tards???
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Especially the 'tards. :rock: Siamese twins would be the pinnacle!

I met the deaf chick on the bus, as she was living close to me we kept running into eachother on the bus, so I struck up a convo (she could read lips). She was h00t so I went out with her a couple of times and did her up the arse on the third date. Simply beautiful.

And yes, I've done Goth, anorexic and fat chicks. Variety is the spice of life.
 
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