"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I was at the bus stop this morning and I started chatting up a blind man. When my bus came I said "well here's my bus, see you later.'' :eek:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I think it's cool, you never said anything about him seeing you, only that you'll see him, which may very well happen.
 
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chat up a blind woman next time.....i hear that they are the easiest to score with.
 
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That's kind of funny, but yes, Panda makes a good point. You'll see him, but he won't see you.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
 
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Berlex said:
this has nothing to do with the original topic, but...I just realized I could have banged a hot asian chick two years ago...I found some old emails where she showed some pretty high interest levels, and a phone number....arrgghhhh :mad:
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hahaha! random.
 
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You should've said the bus stop is "over there" (where the bus is coming), so the bus would run him over. That would have been funnier.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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You're a sick man......I like that! :up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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did you have to talk to her in sign-language for a substantive number of hours first, or was it is a really fast easy lay?
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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Even the tards???
 
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blind people actually say see you later.
my brother does it all the time.
 
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I've boned a deaf chick once. She was damn good. My life-goal is to go through all of the invalids. Would be sweet.
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So that means you would bang Emo chicks, Goths, and fat chicks right... goodluck with that! oh and don't forget the ones with AIDS or other STDs!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Even the tards???
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Especially the 'tards. :rock: Siamese twins would be the pinnacle!

I met the deaf chick on the bus, as she was living close to me we kept running into eachother on the bus, so I struck up a convo (she could read lips). She was h00t so I went out with her a couple of times and did her up the arse on the third date. Simply beautiful.

And yes, I've done Goth, anorexic and fat chicks. Variety is the spice of life.
 
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