"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I enjoy a good old sh*t test. They are fun. Who agrees?

narcissist

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To me personally when a girl throws you a sh*t test it means she is testing your value as a man because she see you as a potential prospect. In my opinion, once you actually develop the ability to maneuver around sh*t tests with an elegant poise, they actually become a form of entertainment. I love coming up with new ways to handle a girls sh*t tests, and as such they become so much more attracted. You can actually feel the attraction they have towards get stronger and stronger every sh*t test you, for a lack of a better word "pass." (although I don't like to use this word for sh*t tests, its more like not allowing them to affect your poise).


Does anyone else feel this same way? Its a part of the game that I actually love. I know a lot of guys hate sh*t tests, and get bitter over them ("oh, why do women have to test blah blah blah). That to me is allowing the sh*t tests to rattle your frame.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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RangerMIke

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When she gives you tests, it means she is interested in you. So yea, tests are a good thing. Anytime I start seeing a woman, I honestly look forward to testing because I know it's something we have to get out of the way.... it's like a game. Mauser96 is right again... patience and a bit of humor is really all you need to get though the testing
 

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I love tests. Actually proves the girl isn't a boring ho to be with.
 

Chamber36

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I fvckin hate **** tests. I like a chick that knows what she wants and doesnt gimme no ****, lol.
 
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