"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My girlfriend got really mad at me because I looked at her cell phone to see what time it was. She was yelling like a buddhist monk who is having sex with a diabetic monkey and said that I was trying to spy on her and that she doesn't want me touching her stuff again.

I was like "the hell you talking about? I'm just checking the time" but she didn't listen and was really mad.

:rolleyes:

What the heck's her problem? I don't know why I'm losing my time with that nutcase.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Give'er the boot.
 
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just respond with, "i aint lovin them hoes" and leave
 
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you can't take that disrespect. You need to show her she can't treat you like that. Put your goddamn footdown and show her what's up.
 
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You need to put your foot down...on her ass.:down: :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just tell her that you don't know what her problem is, but she needs to chill out.

She is probaly cheating on you. I know if I had something to hide, I woudl get pissed at anyone reading my cell phone, or getting on my computer.

So just dump her while you still can, and keep some dignity.
 
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Yeah, I can tell you from personal experience that there is a huge chance she is either cheating on your or planning on it. She's probably been writing text messages back and forth with some sweaty a55hole with a cool car and cowboy boots.

I say before you get rid of her, call her on it and let her know you won't take any of her ****.

~Sloopy
 
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dump her dude.

and when you do tell her that you cant be with a girl who is so unstable that she flies off the handle when a guy looks at her cell phone for the time.

and then dont let her explain anything. if she starts to talk just say 'its over. deal with it' and jet.

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It's that time of the month. She just piss because she's horny.


Now what do you do with horny girls? You "un-horny" them. :D
 
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you either need to put your foot in her @ss, or put your d!ck in her @ss, one of the two
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Skating Penguin
My girlfriend got really mad at me because I looked at her cell phone to see what time it was. She was yelling like a buddhist monk who is having sex with a diabetic monkey and said that I was trying to spy on her and that she doesn't want me touching her stuff again.

I was like "the hell you talking about? I'm just checking the time" but she didn't listen and was really mad.

:rolleyes:

What the heck's her problem? I don't know why I'm losing my time with that nutcase.
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You sure she's not seeing someone else or have other guys she's flirting with?? You gotta ask yourself why she's giving you such strong reactions and accusations even after you explained her actions.

In the meantime, leave alone. DO NOT call her--let her call you. And when she calls you, she needs to have an apology in hand. Even then, you put her on the backburner status.
 
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Originally posted by Skating Penguin
My girlfriend got really mad at me because I looked at her cell phone to see what time it was. She was yelling like a buddhist monk who is having sex with a diabetic monkey and said that I was trying to spy on her and that she doesn't want me touching her stuff again.

I was like "the hell you talking about? I'm just checking the time" but she didn't listen and was really mad.

:rolleyes:

What the heck's her problem? I don't know why I'm losing my time with that nutcase.
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You sure she's not seeing someone else or have other guys she's flirting with?? You gotta ask yourself why she's giving you such strong reactions and accusations even after you explained your actions.

In the meantime, leave her alone. DO NOT call her--let her call you. And when she calls you, she needs to have an apology in hand. Even then, you put her on the backburner status.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you dont have to understand girls,you just have to know how to make them want you.
 
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