D!ck Ramsey
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Tell him ASAP! You would want to know if you were being played.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I banged my friend's wife
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'
Bullsh1t.
It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
Bullsh1t.
It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
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Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.D!ck Ramsey said:
1) i dont believe this story for one minute
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
D!ck Ramsey
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Just tell her that her pvssy stank like rotten potatoes and you've had way better sex.shop until I die! said:
Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.
As far as I'm concerned you owe her nothing and the wh0re deserves to be insulted and possibly b!tch-slapped.
persiangino
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"Shop until I die" - You must think we're stupid or something with that nick - You are obviously a girl trolling - have fun seems like alot of people are buying it LOL
wjh
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Maybe she's the wife.
Last Man Standing
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There is nothing worse for a man than to have a hor for a wife!!!
And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!
He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!
He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Seriously, Last Man, what the hell do you be talking about? Hormonger? He just did what guys do.
Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.
Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.
Now that would be hilarious! :crackup:
SomeKindaHate
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Hmmmm?shop until I die! said:
You must be some kind of irresistible catch, since you fVcked a married HB9/10. Tell us how you do it, bro.
Cesare Cardinali
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This is a troll thread.
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