"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I banged my friend's wife

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'

Bullsh1t.

It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
 
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D!ck Ramsey said:
Tell him ASAP! You would want to know if you were being played.
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Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.
 
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dannyc said:
'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'

Bullsh1t.

It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
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No this happens all the time, if girls think you have a big d!ck they want to check it out. Even if your d!ck is small pretend it isn't. lol By the time they see it they'll be to horny to care.
 
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1) i dont believe this story for one minute
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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shop until I die! said:
Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.
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Just tell her that her pvssy stank like rotten potatoes and you've had way better sex.

Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.

As far as I'm concerned you owe her nothing and the wh0re deserves to be insulted and possibly b!tch-slapped.
 
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"Shop until I die" - You must think we're stupid or something with that nick - You are obviously a girl trolling - have fun seems like alot of people are buying it LOL
 
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Idiocy is correlated with morality.

I know, it's rediculous!
 
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There is nothing worse for a man than to have a hor for a wife!!!

And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!

He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Seriously, Last Man, what the hell do you be talking about? Hormonger? He just did what guys do.

Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.

Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.
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Now that would be hilarious! :crackup:
 
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shop until I die! said:
And let me say this, she is rediculously hot. Blonde, crystal blue eyes, 5'11", 120 pounds, and for 120 pounds she has a huge rack and great behind.
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Hmmmm? :confused:

You must be some kind of irresistible catch, since you fVcked a married HB9/10. Tell us how you do it, bro.
 
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