"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I banged my friend's wife

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'

Bullsh1t.

It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
 
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D!ck Ramsey said:
Tell him ASAP! You would want to know if you were being played.
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Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.
 
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dannyc said:
'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'

Bullsh1t.

It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
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No this happens all the time, if girls think you have a big d!ck they want to check it out. Even if your d!ck is small pretend it isn't. lol By the time they see it they'll be to horny to care.
 
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1) i dont believe this story for one minute
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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shop until I die! said:
Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.
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Just tell her that her pvssy stank like rotten potatoes and you've had way better sex.

Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.

As far as I'm concerned you owe her nothing and the wh0re deserves to be insulted and possibly b!tch-slapped.
 
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"Shop until I die" - You must think we're stupid or something with that nick - You are obviously a girl trolling - have fun seems like alot of people are buying it LOL
 
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Idiocy is correlated with morality.

I know, it's rediculous!
 
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There is nothing worse for a man than to have a hor for a wife!!!

And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!

He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Seriously, Last Man, what the hell do you be talking about? Hormonger? He just did what guys do.

Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.

Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.
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Now that would be hilarious! :crackup:
 
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shop until I die! said:
And let me say this, she is rediculously hot. Blonde, crystal blue eyes, 5'11", 120 pounds, and for 120 pounds she has a huge rack and great behind.
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Hmmmm? :confused:

You must be some kind of irresistible catch, since you fVcked a married HB9/10. Tell us how you do it, bro.
 
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