D!ck Ramsey
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Tell him ASAP! You would want to know if you were being played.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I banged my friend's wife
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
'But then comes the kicker, she tells me that we are both sweaty from football and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her. After I told her that I couldn't do that since she was my friend's wife she told me that she was curious to say what I looked like naked because one of my ex's is her good friend and she heard that I had a big ****. And I asked why she cared since she is married and she said that tim wasn't very big and she was just curious.'
Bullsh1t.
It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
Bullsh1t.
It sounds like some sh1t from a porno movie. Nice fantasy though, it sounds great.
shop until I die!
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Guys, even if I chose to tell him I have to wait for him to get back into town. He wont be back until sunday. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do. Right now I'm just trying to figure out a way to get this women to stop texting me and calling.D!ck Ramsey said:
1) i dont believe this story for one minute
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
2) i wouldn't be surprised if this is some 'chic' trolling for fun. the way the guy articulates the situation sounds more like the way a woman would describe it.
3) a guy who bangs his friends wife would likely not be on sosuave seeking advice.
4) iF by some miracle this story is true, accept at the very least to get your *ss beat black and blue, and i wouldn't be surprised if the guy took a tire iron to you or shot you.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
D!ck Ramsey
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Just tell her that her pvssy stank like rotten potatoes and you've had way better sex.shop until I die! said:
Or you could really put her in her place and say that you only fukk worthless hoes once.
As far as I'm concerned you owe her nothing and the wh0re deserves to be insulted and possibly b!tch-slapped.
persiangino
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"Shop until I die" - You must think we're stupid or something with that nick - You are obviously a girl trolling - have fun seems like alot of people are buying it LOL
wjh
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Maybe she's the wife.
Last Man Standing
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There is nothing worse for a man than to have a hor for a wife!!!
And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!
He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
And there is no worse for a man than to have a friend who is a Hormonger for his wife!
He got stabbed twice - two fatal wounds!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Seriously, Last Man, what the hell do you be talking about? Hormonger? He just did what guys do.
Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.
Like someone said, this could be a troll, but it's fun to debate, and for now, I say why not give him the benefit of the doubt.
Now that would be hilarious! :crackup:
SomeKindaHate
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Hmmmm?shop until I die! said:
You must be some kind of irresistible catch, since you fVcked a married HB9/10. Tell us how you do it, bro.
Cesare Cardinali
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This is a troll thread.
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