"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am so flustered he asked me to touch his chest....

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Sigh DJs...

I apologize for this post but I just got to say that touching a man's firm chest is such a turn on.

One of my guy friends came over today and I was giving a hard time because he thinks he's the stuff. I told him he should get a tan to go with those muscles and he's like I am ripped I don't need a tan. So anyway, one thing leads to another and he starts flexing and he tells me I should go over to his place and work out with him sometime. I said sure that my new workout place I wanted to try wasn't going to open for another month but noticed he wasn't really pay attention to what I was saying and was still flexing.

So then he walks over to where I was sitting and he's like feel. I was assuming he meant his biceps but then I noticed he was protuding his chest ******d. I hestitated and he pointed at his chest.

So I placed my hand slowly on his chest and I was just blown away. He is built and that is hot. So keep it up fellas.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Were you more attracted to his attitude, or to his chest.

I mean really how many guys come up to you and make you touch them?

Think about that
 
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This is why I take my shirt off at every opportunity.

This guy was blatantly qualifying himself to this chick, but the strong psycological repulsion caused by this was outweighed by the stronger physical attraction created by his body.

Even better would have been if he had somehow showed he was jacked without so obviously trying to impress her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Vincent
Were you more attracted to his attitude, or to his chest.

I mean really how many guys come up to you and make you touch them?

Think about that
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I honestly dug both. But I agree its his attitude that shocked and surprised me. Although his muscles are hot I am a little concerned that he was so focused on showing his body off to me. He didnt take the shirt off though. But I have seen a nice pic of his abs.
 
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I think that, for whatever reason, she was trying to motivate us...

Further motivation can be given by the posting of a series of pictures - shirt off - and a little SoSuave sign so we know it's you. :rolleyes:

Other then that, it really probably should be in Anything Else... unless you feel like finding out his routine and diet then posting them here...
 
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Originally posted by [T]he ishop
I think that, for whatever reason, she was trying to motivate us...

Further motivation can be given by the posting of a series of pictures - shirt off - and a little SoSuave sign so we know it's you. :rolleyes:
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For a second I thought you were serioius! :eek: If everyone starts posting (semi?)naked pictures of men, the future of this site is all too predictable :p
 
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Originally posted by Disconnect
For a second I thought you were serioius! :eek: If everyone starts posting (semi?)naked pictures of men, the future of this site is all too predictable :p
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*Slaps forehead* He was talking about DreamyChick posting a shirtless pic of herself...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by [T]he ishop
I think that, for whatever reason, she was trying to motivate us...

Further motivation can be given by the posting of a series of pictures - shirt off - and a little SoSuave sign so we know it's you. :rolleyes:

Other then that, it really probably should be in Anything Else... unless you feel like finding out his routine and diet then posting them here...
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LOL now that you mention it what do you think his diet and routine could possibly be? I may post a pic later with my clothes on sorry fellas. :)
 
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Originally posted by DreamyChick
LOL now that you mention it what do you think his diet and routine could possibly be? I may post a pic later with my clothes on sorry fellas. :)
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You're asking us to evaluate a person's potential diet based on 2 facts?

1) He's a guy
2) He has a nice stomach

Oh, and
3) You touched it

My guess would be that he eats 3/4 cup of cottage cheese with splenda every morning, followed by half a bagel 20 minutes after - then drinks a GNC whey protein shake.. chocolate flavored...

yeah, see - that really doesn't work. There's no way for us to know.



So, how about those pix.
 
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If I was in his position I'd rather have you touch my espanol then my chest.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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