"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am seriously giving up on finding a sane woman for a while

Falcon25

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Long story short, been seeing a girl for four weeks. There's another thread about the same girl somewhere from me. Everything was great in the beginning. Then she says she wants space. I send her to the moon. She keeps calling. I'm like huh? She disappears for like four days last week, I say "Fuvk you too, and don't call". She calls me four days later, and bombards me with calls and texts. I feel like Berlin in WWII. So finally the next day I take one of her calls (past Monday). She says "Why haven't you answered my calls?" I'm like huh? You disappeared for four days, and then you asking me why? So she bombards me on MOnday, Tues, Wed, and I take a call here and there but ignore her texts. Then, she disappears again this Thursday, haven't heard from her since (it's now Saturday). I am too old for this shivt. I think it's another guy. Or she is bipolar. Either way, I'm done. I called her once last night, she didn't answer. I have now deleted her number. This was a girl who was texting and calling non-stop for four weeks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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S0LID

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Haha I like your world war 2 reference.. you're a funny guy, you'll do fine.

Sometimes going from that big drama to absolutely nothing can suck you back in. I think you know you're going to get over this chick even though you occasionally text her.

Just take some time for you, you're right, you're too old for this sh1t.

TIME TO YOURSELF, THEN NEXT!
 

DonGorgon

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women are not held to the same standards of santity that men are because thier minds work differently and they get prferential treatment due to their scarcity and higher value!

stop expecting logic or sanity as you kno it from a woman.
 

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Just like I thought, today, she calls me. Doesn't leave a message. First contact since Thursday. I didn't answer. Of course she calls today, the weekend is over.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pipe007

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she deserves a spanking.
then a good fukc
then she deserves to be dumped like trash she is.

other than that... you are in for a lot of trouble.
 
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