I almost got laid tonight

[Plinco]

I just came home and there's a lot to digest here.

So there's this really cute girl I met on tinder and we've been chatting and finally met up tonight. To make a long story short, she's totally into it and she wants to go back to her place since it was closer than where I live. That was a huge mistake.

We had to sneak in to the front door. She told me that her mom was asleep in the other room and we had to be quite; my better judgment was already telling myself, "no, just go back to your place and she can spend the night."

We were doing some foreplay, and eventually we started to get right to it. I was in her puzzy for about ten seconds, and then some dude named Mark starts blowing up her phone. She puts it on silent, and right about when we started going at it again, her mom starts banging on the door. Her mom was yelling at her, and I could hear some dude saying that "I'm gonna kill him" in the living room. Her mom goes "open the fvcking door right now," and "he better not be jumping out the window."

We put our clothes on, and she unlocks her door, and says, "who the fvck is this?" I look around the corner and see this big dude yelling at me, probably mid 20's, roughly 6'3" ish and probably 250 or so pounds. Her mom backs this dude away, so I head out the front door and he follows me, and then gets into an argument with her mom. I jumped in my truck at got the fvck out of there.

 

[Plinco]

So, being in her for ten or so seconds I don't think counts as a lay, but just to let everyone know, this girl was a solid 7/10, 20 years old, pretty eyes, cute as hell, about 5' even and 100 or so pounds. She knew I was 42. She still thought I looked good though, and she was totally into me.

She told me that she does like to date older men.

So there's your example of a 22 year age gap, almost lay. Ladies and gentlemen, yes it can be done.

 

[ivlvs_veridivs]

So, being in her for ten or so seconds I don't think counts as a lay.

So there's your example of a 22 year age gap, almost lay. Ladies and gentlemen, yes it can be done.

Lol, nice read. I'd count it as a lay in my dictionary.

I've been talking sporadically to a 28-year-old chick who lives in another city, about an hour away, and she's already given me **** twice about my age (which isn't THAT different), although I've been teasing her about other things.

I basically told her, "I'm for exquisite and refined tastes, not the untrained." She laughed.

 

[MatureDJ]

I just came home and there's a lot to digest here.

So there's this really cute girl I met on tinder and we've been chatting and finally met up tonight. To make a long story short, she's totally into it and she wants to go back to her place since it was closer than where I live. That was a huge mistake.

We had to sneak in to the front door. She told me that her mom was asleep in the other room and we had to be quite; my better judgment was already telling myself, "no, just go back to your place and she can spend the night."

We were doing some foreplay, and eventually we started to get right to it. I was in her puzzy for about ten seconds, and then some dude named Mark starts blowing up her phone. She puts it on silent, and right about when we started going at it again, her mom starts banging on the door. Her mom was yelling at her, and I could hear some dude saying that "I'm gonna kill him" in the living room. Her mom goes "open the fvcking door right now," and "he better not be jumping out the window."

We put our clothes on, and she unlocks her door, and says, "who the fvck is this?" I look around the corner and see this big dude yelling at me, probably mid 20's, roughly 6'3" ish and probably 250 or so pounds. Her mom backs this dude away, so I head out the front door and he follows me, and then gets into an argument with her mom. I jumped in my truck at got the fvck out of there.

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