"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How would you snag a hot tutor?

Mr Glass

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Ok, here's my situation guys..I am in college. It's final exams next week and schools about to end. I shouldn't even be approaching girls right now;i should be doing work..but oh well.

Anyway, I ended up chatting with this girl today who happened to be a math tutor. Her interest seemed pretty high at the time. Towards the end of the conversation she hinted that she would like to help me study, because i told her that i was having some trouble in my calculus class.

I want to get at this girl, but don't wanna come off as to desperate because it is late in the semester. Basically..just looking to line **** up for next semester.

Anyway how would you guys approach this. I got her number this morning, and was thinking about calling tonight. help me out
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MindOverMatter

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I wouldn't even look at her as a tutor, she is a girl, you're a guy, why make it more complicated then that.

Don't ask her to tutor you, that's beating around the bush and you will give her the impression that you just want a tutor. Tell her that you'd like to take her out for coffee sometime, etc.

when in doubt, K.I.S.S.
 

BGMan

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You got the #. To prevent possible repercussions from the student-TA thing, you want to call her up for a date at the beginning of next semester. Get either her cell # or her e-mail too just in case she doesn't have the same home # next semester.

BGMan
 
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