how would I go about scoring this dime?

[Ryan Adams]

ok I'm pretty this solid 8/10 is digging me. the other day we were both at the same bar and she was constantly staring at me. making conversation etc. i got the vibe she found me attractive. also right after that day everything I put on social media she has liked she has never done that before. now we both hang out in different circles so I usually never see her but how would I go about getting her?

 

[marmel75]

You should have started by talking to her and getting her number when you were with her at the bar...

Wtf is up with these posts where dudes choose to do nothing when they have the chance then come post on here how can they do something after the fact??

 

[Ryan Adams]

well I had just met her and we were in a group setting I was sitting with my friends on my side and on the other side of the table was her and her friends.

 

[Gan]

She's trying to get your attention by liking all your posts. What other signs are you looking for?

 

[marmel75]

well I had just met her and we were in a group setting I was sitting with my friends on my side and on the other side of the table was her and her friends.

And? You pull her aside for a few seconds and get her number, what's the problem?

 

[RichardTheFrog]

You still have a way to contact her. So try to set up something short and inexpensive. Try to make her a fvck buddy. Let her know you wouldn't go around bragging about it and you wouldn't tell anyone in her social circle unless she decides to.

 

[Ryan Adams]

should I hit her up on social media? because otherwise I'm pretty sure I have no other way of seeing her. but yeah I also thought her liking most of my posts was her getting my attention but I could be wrong but she really doesn't know me so it's odd she would suddenly start liking all of them

 

[Andrewdiceclay]

should I hit her up on social media? because otherwise I'm pretty sure I have no other way of seeing her. but yeah I also thought her liking most of my posts was her getting my attention but I could be wrong but she really doesn't know me so it's odd she would suddenly start liking all of them

Hit her up over social media. Make a joke about her liking all her posts and ask for her number. Maybe something like "after all that work of you looking at my posts, you deserve a drink or dinner. What's your number?"

 

[Ryan Adams]

yeah I'll say something along those lines

 

[ubercat]

God if the social media platforms ever crashed the millennials will die out because they won't get to breed.

 

[RangerMIke]

Message her and ask her out. If you have her number... call her and ask her out. Go from there.

 

[ubercat]

Stop press Richard the frog is giving dating advice the entire human race is doomed.

I eagerly await his first so sosuave article how to acquire a bionic d1ck.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Stop press Richard the frog is giving dating advice the entire human race is doomed.

I eagerly await his first so sosuave article how to acquire a bionic d1ck.

Hey remember that picture you posted a while ago...

Never mind...

 

[Von]

Hey remember that picture you posted a while ago...

Never mind...

Did you post a picture recently? Can't remember... never mind... must have been lose in the ''don't know you folder''

OP... ASK HER OUT IN PERSON

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Did you post a picture recently? Can't remember... never mind... must have been lose in the ''don't know you folder''

OP... ASK HER OUT IN PERSON

1. No one was talking to you.

2. He can't ask her out in person because he won't see her again in person unless it's completely random. It could be a year or eternity before he accidentally bumps into her again.

 

[skinnyguy]

Stop press Richard the frog is giving dating advice the entire human race is doomed.

I eagerly await his first so sosuave article how to acquire a bionic d1ck.

Hahahaha

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Hahahaha

Show pictures of your girls.

I'm being insulted by people who fvck ugly girls and get into relationships with them?

 

[marmel75]

Stop press Richard the frog is giving dating advice the entire human race is doomed.

I eagerly await his first so sosuave article how to acquire a bionic d1ck.

Yeah...I love it...

Richard: "Hey...I just wanted to let you know that if you have sex with me your secret is safe..I wont go around bragging to all my friends that I actually had sex for free once..."

"Wait...where are you going??? Come back...could I at least get a free bl0wjob??"

Thats gotta be the move all these guys are missing...letting the chick know you wont go around talking about it...how does a person get to the point they feel that is something a normal person would bring up in a social interaction with a woman?

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yeah...I love it...

Richard: "Hey...I just wanted to let you know that if you have sex with me your secret is safe..I wont go around bragging to all my friends that I actually had sex for free once..."

"Wait...where are you going??? Come back...could I at least get a free bl0wjob??"

Thats gotta be the move all these guys are missing...letting the chick know you wont go around talking about it...how does a person get to the point they feel that is something a normal person would bring up in a social interaction with a woman?

Because if they all know the same people, she would want to be the one to break the news to the group.

And why single that one part out of the whole post?

Show proof that you've been with hot girls. All I hear is talk from you. How old are you, anyway.

 

[marmel75]

Yeah...I love it...

Richard: "Hey...I just wanted to let you know that if you have sex with me your secret is safe..I wont go around bragging to all my friends that I actually had sex for free once..."

"Wait...where are you going??? Come back...could I at least get a free bl0wjob??"

Thats gotta be the move all these guys are missing...letting the chick know you wont go around talking about it...how does a person get to the point they feel that is something a normal person would bring up in a social interaction with a woman?

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