"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to respond, when your confronted during nc

Fatal Jay

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I'm currently in nc with a ball busting bi#ch. She always finds her way to where I am at and ask me why haven't I called or text her?

How do I respond. Even though I want to really sh#t on here, I rather come up with a don juan response to keep her off my back

any suggestions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm currently in nc with a ball busting bi#ch. She always finds her way to where I am at and ask me why haven't I called or text her? How do I respond.
The rhetorical answer.

Why do you think that I haven't called or texted you?

The Captain Obvious answer.

Because I don't want to talk to you.

The SoSuave answer.

No contact means no contact.

The Omnipotens Maximus Rex answer.

Because I'm currently f*cking a chick who not only looks waaay better than you, she acts better than you and is a hellva a lot easier to get along with. She also bakes an apple pie that rivals my Granny's.
 

Fatal Jay

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lol even though those are all genius, I will roll with the first one
 

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How to respond, when your confronted during nc
Sign language. Or charades. Whichever you're better at.

Don't break the silence.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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