"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How to respond, when your confronted during nc

Fatal Jay

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I'm currently in nc with a ball busting bi#ch. She always finds her way to where I am at and ask me why haven't I called or text her?

How do I respond. Even though I want to really sh#t on here, I rather come up with a don juan response to keep her off my back

any suggestions?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm currently in nc with a ball busting bi#ch. She always finds her way to where I am at and ask me why haven't I called or text her? How do I respond.
The rhetorical answer.

Why do you think that I haven't called or texted you?

The Captain Obvious answer.

Because I don't want to talk to you.

The SoSuave answer.

No contact means no contact.

The Omnipotens Maximus Rex answer.

Because I'm currently f*cking a chick who not only looks waaay better than you, she acts better than you and is a hellva a lot easier to get along with. She also bakes an apple pie that rivals my Granny's.
 

Fatal Jay

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lol even though those are all genius, I will roll with the first one
 

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How to respond, when your confronted during nc
Sign language. Or charades. Whichever you're better at.

Don't break the silence.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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