"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How To Put My Arm Around Her In The Movies?!?!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The more you worry, the more it'll screw you up. \
i speak from experience...i was worrying so much during the movie with this one chick that i was too scared to pull a move, and i wasn't calm and being fun. and that screwed the date up and she left me after that.
During the movie, if the moment feels right then put your arm around her, its not that hard. Don't think about it too much, just do it!
The longer you wait, the more nervous you get, the more your scared to do it.
Remember this: "Don't be scared, there is nothing to be scared of."
Good luck
Grand Wizzard Alamar
Master Don Juan
if it's a scary movie, when shes scared put your arm around her and jokingly cheer her up.
thats all i can think of cuz i never go to the theater =P
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The girl showed up a few minutes after the movie had started (we decided last minute to go, so I knew she'd be late). So she started asking questions about what she'd missed.
I put my arm around her and got in real close so I could whisper to her what was going on. Once I was done talking I just didn't move my arm, and she got comfortable.
viola!
Whisper sarcastic comments about the previews to her, and get more kino, touch her head and hair, confidently. You don't have to put your arm round her, it's not as important as getting lots of touching generally.
There's also the Mickey Rourke popcorn-surprise technique, but that's a little advanced.
Distant Light
Master Don Juan
WTF your thinking about putting you're arm around her. First of all focus on seeing if she doesn't fuvking flake. Second of all worry about having fuvking fun.
Your trying to plan out a way to put you're arm around a fuvking girl. Reread the ways you've said, sounds like a fuvking movie or some lame ass kid trying to feel up on a girl. If you want to put you're arm around a girl then fuvking do it.
IF you FRAME is strong then you can get away with anything...
FRAME CONTROL! FRAME CONTROL!! FRAME CONTROL!!!
Post back on you're results, I can already smell that its going to go bad.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Thank you, this is so retarded.Taviii said:
How do you kiss her? You go in for the kiss
How do you put your arm around her shoulder? You put your arm around her shoulder.
Pretty self explanatory. Do it one time. If it fits the moment she won't think anything of it. Trust us.
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