Kalel21
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Does anyone have any tips on how to get a girl to go down on you. I managed to get a **** close and wanted oral sex but I didn't know how to ask? If anyone has any suggestions I would appreciate it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to persuade a girl to give you oral sex
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Omni
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If a woman is into you, she'll generally give you oral sex as part of your sexual activities together; if you need to ASK, there's a problem. Here are the main reasons for a woman not going down:
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
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Yeah only a matter of time.
Sooo just put up with it and consider yourself lucky if and when she does it eh?
Sounds good to me."You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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lol you poor clueless bastard.Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Girls hate sucking ****. Sorry if this bursts your bubble.
Tweek_1984
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Oh I'm sorry mr 30 year-old pimp. Tell me how things should be done...
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Kalel21
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So basically she is going to want you to go south on her first then?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Make her horny and say to do it oral because You have no condoms.
Tomatoes
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If you give her a really good finger and go down on her then she will get really horny and want sex. You can tease by saying after she returns the favour. If you do it right you could make a fcuking nun give you oral. You just have to be a gentlemen and go first.
Leah
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A man I was seeing used to incorporate giving head into his routine and tell me he has a present for me etc. If you drop hints we usually follow. Especially when you reward us for it, we're like pets really!
Tomatoes
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Will leave some breadcrumbs next time
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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