Kalel21
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Does anyone have any tips on how to get a girl to go down on you. I managed to get a **** close and wanted oral sex but I didn't know how to ask? If anyone has any suggestions I would appreciate it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to persuade a girl to give you oral sex
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Omni
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If a woman is into you, she'll generally give you oral sex as part of your sexual activities together; if you need to ASK, there's a problem. Here are the main reasons for a woman not going down:
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
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Yeah only a matter of time.
Sooo just put up with it and consider yourself lucky if and when she does it eh?
Sounds good to me."She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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lol you poor clueless bastard.Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Girls hate sucking ****. Sorry if this bursts your bubble.
Tweek_1984
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Oh I'm sorry mr 30 year-old pimp. Tell me how things should be done...
wastegash.
Kalel21
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So basically she is going to want you to go south on her first then?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Make her horny and say to do it oral because You have no condoms.
Tomatoes
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If you give her a really good finger and go down on her then she will get really horny and want sex. You can tease by saying after she returns the favour. If you do it right you could make a fcuking nun give you oral. You just have to be a gentlemen and go first.
Leah
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A man I was seeing used to incorporate giving head into his routine and tell me he has a present for me etc. If you drop hints we usually follow. Especially when you reward us for it, we're like pets really!
Tomatoes
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Will leave some breadcrumbs next time
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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