Kalel21
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Does anyone have any tips on how to get a girl to go down on you. I managed to get a **** close and wanted oral sex but I didn't know how to ask? If anyone has any suggestions I would appreciate it.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How to persuade a girl to give you oral sex
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Omni
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If a woman is into you, she'll generally give you oral sex as part of your sexual activities together; if you need to ASK, there's a problem. Here are the main reasons for a woman not going down:
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
1) She's not into you
2) You're not making the sex hot enough
3) You don't smell good, and will therefore taste like something from a sewer
4) She's waiting for you to do it to her 1st
5) She doesn't like to do it
1-3 you should be in control of and so can fix, 4 is a warning sign that she's manipulative, and 5 means you picked the wrong girl.
Tweek_1984
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Yeah only a matter of time.
Sooo just put up with it and consider yourself lucky if and when she does it eh?
Sounds good to me."You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Tweek_1984
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lol you poor clueless bastard.Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Girls hate sucking ****. Sorry if this bursts your bubble.
Tweek_1984
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Oh I'm sorry mr 30 year-old pimp. Tell me how things should be done...
wastegash.
Kalel21
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So basically she is going to want you to go south on her first then?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Make her horny and say to do it oral because You have no condoms.
Tomatoes
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If you give her a really good finger and go down on her then she will get really horny and want sex. You can tease by saying after she returns the favour. If you do it right you could make a fcuking nun give you oral. You just have to be a gentlemen and go first.
Leah
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A man I was seeing used to incorporate giving head into his routine and tell me he has a present for me etc. If you drop hints we usually follow. Especially when you reward us for it, we're like pets really!
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Will leave some breadcrumbs next time
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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