"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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well im not so good to make people laughting, or make them laugh.. sometimes i get somone to laugh but i feel that im not, i say to myself "hm what did i do wrong this time?/what the f#&k was so funny with that?" i want to be a funny guy, i dont just want to be a romance guy, but a funny guy to.. when im on date or with somebody i cant make them laught im feeling that im to seriously guy,


soo do some of you guys have some tips/advice.. how to be funny and make people laught?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Watch some stand-up comdey, and be observant of what is hapening around you. A lot of things can be funny if you notice them.
 
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Eddie Murphy's very first recording from 1982 is the best stand-up I've ever heard. I have not found it p2p; it's kind of rare. Some of the tracks are "talking cars, Effrom Robinson, shot the pope, drinking fathers..."

You might also try http://www.nobodylikesme.com/default.asp
or start attending comedy clubs. Don't sit in the front row unless you want to get picked on by the comedians.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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