"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to make people laughing

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well im not so good to make people laughting, or make them laugh.. sometimes i get somone to laugh but i feel that im not, i say to myself "hm what did i do wrong this time?/what the f#&k was so funny with that?" i want to be a funny guy, i dont just want to be a romance guy, but a funny guy to.. when im on date or with somebody i cant make them laught im feeling that im to seriously guy,


soo do some of you guys have some tips/advice.. how to be funny and make people laught?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Watch some stand-up comdey, and be observant of what is hapening around you. A lot of things can be funny if you notice them.
 
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Eddie Murphy's very first recording from 1982 is the best stand-up I've ever heard. I have not found it p2p; it's kind of rare. Some of the tracks are "talking cars, Effrom Robinson, shot the pope, drinking fathers..."

You might also try http://www.nobodylikesme.com/default.asp
or start attending comedy clubs. Don't sit in the front row unless you want to get picked on by the comedians.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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