"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how to make people laughing

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well im not so good to make people laughting, or make them laugh.. sometimes i get somone to laugh but i feel that im not, i say to myself "hm what did i do wrong this time?/what the f#&k was so funny with that?" i want to be a funny guy, i dont just want to be a romance guy, but a funny guy to.. when im on date or with somebody i cant make them laught im feeling that im to seriously guy,


soo do some of you guys have some tips/advice.. how to be funny and make people laught?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Watch some stand-up comdey, and be observant of what is hapening around you. A lot of things can be funny if you notice them.
 
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Eddie Murphy's very first recording from 1982 is the best stand-up I've ever heard. I have not found it p2p; it's kind of rare. Some of the tracks are "talking cars, Effrom Robinson, shot the pope, drinking fathers..."

You might also try http://www.nobodylikesme.com/default.asp
or start attending comedy clubs. Don't sit in the front row unless you want to get picked on by the comedians.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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