That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?
It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Originally posted by shark There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?
It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
i have onetis for her, yes..and its ALL b/c of her looks not persoanlity or connections or whatever. Thats all..i want to get rid of it b/c it shouldnt have such an effect on me but it does
What's the difference between an ugly girl's sh!t and a hot girl's sh!t. NONE. They smell horrible. Think of them like that, when you think of that hot girl, think of her covered with loads of crap all over her face like some sick japanese or german ******* porn with piss all over it. The Ho's worthiness is worthless!
Man I gotta stop watching those sick internet videos.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
First I imagine all the innocent lies she might tell guys that mess up heads and cause confusion.
Then I imagine taking her asside and piissing in her face. And her liking it. Thinking about piissing in a girls face and really visualizing it helps me deal with a girl's hot/wonderful/sentfromheavenness very well. Then I tease her, alot. But only in ways that won't hurt her feelings.
Bad advice. Will reinforce friend as an object of sexual lust.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
He does bring up a good point, some times in order to bring out a better game and not get stuck stuttering when I'm talking to a beauty I try to think of her doing mundane things and this usually makes me keep my frame on top and the "can walk away anytime" attitude.
Originally posted by dannyc Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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