"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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How to make a women less attractive to YOU!?

shark

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There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJDamage

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Originally posted by shark
There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
Tell her to pick her nose or smell the bathroom after she takes a dump.

what is wrong with you? what kind of a thread is this? You got oneitis for your friend! Deal with it!

DjDamage
 

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i have onetis for her, yes..and its ALL b/c of her looks not persoanlity or connections or whatever. Thats all..i want to get rid of it b/c it shouldnt have such an effect on me but it does
 

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I like DJDamage's post.

What's the difference between an ugly girl's sh!t and a hot girl's sh!t. NONE. They smell horrible. Think of them like that, when you think of that hot girl, think of her covered with loads of crap all over her face like some sick japanese or german ******* porn with piss all over it. The Ho's worthiness is worthless!

Man I gotta stop watching those sick internet videos.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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johnmich

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Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
 

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I have a creepy method but it works.

First I imagine all the innocent lies she might tell guys that mess up heads and cause confusion.

Then I imagine taking her asside and piissing in her face. And her liking it. Thinking about piissing in a girls face and really visualizing it helps me deal with a girl's hot/wonderful/sentfromheavenness very well. Then I tease her, alot. But only in ways that won't hurt her feelings.
 

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What is the matter with you? Are you turning f@ggot on us?

:confused:
 

Q-Pid

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Originally posted by johnmich
Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
Bad advice. Will reinforce friend as an object of sexual lust.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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GropeDope

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Or you could always just have her take a sh!t on your chest...
 

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Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.
 

Sp1kez

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He does bring up a good point, some times in order to bring out a better game and not get stuck stuttering when I'm talking to a beauty I try to think of her doing mundane things and this usually makes me keep my frame on top and the "can walk away anytime" attitude.
 

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My vote's on making a move. Why the hell not?
 

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Originally posted by dannyc
Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I_Only_Live_Once

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Think of how she will look like in 50 years.
 

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You take her out for dinner and treat her like a good friend and get her drunk. Then let things FLOW, dont be awkward about it.
 
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