"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to make a women less attractive to YOU!?

shark

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There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DJDamage

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Originally posted by shark
There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
Tell her to pick her nose or smell the bathroom after she takes a dump.

what is wrong with you? what kind of a thread is this? You got oneitis for your friend! Deal with it!

DjDamage
 

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i have onetis for her, yes..and its ALL b/c of her looks not persoanlity or connections or whatever. Thats all..i want to get rid of it b/c it shouldnt have such an effect on me but it does
 

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I like DJDamage's post.

What's the difference between an ugly girl's sh!t and a hot girl's sh!t. NONE. They smell horrible. Think of them like that, when you think of that hot girl, think of her covered with loads of crap all over her face like some sick japanese or german ******* porn with piss all over it. The Ho's worthiness is worthless!

Man I gotta stop watching those sick internet videos.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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johnmich

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Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
 

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I have a creepy method but it works.

First I imagine all the innocent lies she might tell guys that mess up heads and cause confusion.

Then I imagine taking her asside and piissing in her face. And her liking it. Thinking about piissing in a girls face and really visualizing it helps me deal with a girl's hot/wonderful/sentfromheavenness very well. Then I tease her, alot. But only in ways that won't hurt her feelings.
 

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What is the matter with you? Are you turning f@ggot on us?

:confused:
 

Q-Pid

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Originally posted by johnmich
Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
Bad advice. Will reinforce friend as an object of sexual lust.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Or you could always just have her take a sh!t on your chest...
 

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Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.
 

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He does bring up a good point, some times in order to bring out a better game and not get stuck stuttering when I'm talking to a beauty I try to think of her doing mundane things and this usually makes me keep my frame on top and the "can walk away anytime" attitude.
 

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My vote's on making a move. Why the hell not?
 

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Originally posted by dannyc
Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I_Only_Live_Once

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Think of how she will look like in 50 years.
 

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You take her out for dinner and treat her like a good friend and get her drunk. Then let things FLOW, dont be awkward about it.
 
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