"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to make a women less attractive to YOU!?

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There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJDamage

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Originally posted by shark
There a girl i'm SOOO attracted too. Like i can't take it anymore. She's goodlooking, but for some reason i think shes hotter then any celebrity (i know it isnt true, but im like infatuated with this girls looks). I need to make her seem less attrative to me..is their a way to do this? any tips?

It's b/c shes a good friend and i really DONT want to see her that way. Dam (shes prob really a HB 8.5-9 but i see her as a HB10 or better)
Tell her to pick her nose or smell the bathroom after she takes a dump.

what is wrong with you? what kind of a thread is this? You got oneitis for your friend! Deal with it!

DjDamage
 

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i have onetis for her, yes..and its ALL b/c of her looks not persoanlity or connections or whatever. Thats all..i want to get rid of it b/c it shouldnt have such an effect on me but it does
 

DonJuanMonk

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I like DJDamage's post.

What's the difference between an ugly girl's sh!t and a hot girl's sh!t. NONE. They smell horrible. Think of them like that, when you think of that hot girl, think of her covered with loads of crap all over her face like some sick japanese or german ******* porn with piss all over it. The Ho's worthiness is worthless!

Man I gotta stop watching those sick internet videos.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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johnmich

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Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
 

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I have a creepy method but it works.

First I imagine all the innocent lies she might tell guys that mess up heads and cause confusion.

Then I imagine taking her asside and piissing in her face. And her liking it. Thinking about piissing in a girls face and really visualizing it helps me deal with a girl's hot/wonderful/sentfromheavenness very well. Then I tease her, alot. But only in ways that won't hurt her feelings.
 

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What is the matter with you? Are you turning f@ggot on us?

:confused:
 

Q-Pid

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Originally posted by johnmich
Why not have a w*nk.
Maybe that will get it out of your system for a short while.
Bad advice. Will reinforce friend as an object of sexual lust.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Or you could always just have her take a sh!t on your chest...
 

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Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.
 

Sp1kez

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He does bring up a good point, some times in order to bring out a better game and not get stuck stuttering when I'm talking to a beauty I try to think of her doing mundane things and this usually makes me keep my frame on top and the "can walk away anytime" attitude.
 

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My vote's on making a move. Why the hell not?
 

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Originally posted by dannyc
Just imagine her taking a long hard ass ****. Face all red and sweaty and then as she finishes, imagine the last poop making a big fart noise.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I_Only_Live_Once

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Think of how she will look like in 50 years.
 

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You take her out for dinner and treat her like a good friend and get her drunk. Then let things FLOW, dont be awkward about it.
 
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