"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to get women in college

Grapejuice69

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Simple. First of all. STOP Fapping. Seriously you only have these college years for a short time, Dont waste it. Second, If YOU MUST FAP, ONLY watch POV porn. And think of sceneroies of you intertwining with a girl, Maya Bijou is my fav. That got me out of all my weird cuck fantasies and stuff. Second, Lift, and just be confident. Simply approaching a girl and saying, "Hey I gotta get somewhere rn, But I just wanted to say your really cute, We should hang out sometime and open a bottle of grapejuice ;)'' Be funny. But if you lift and dont fap, Just grind with a chick at any party and when she feels your erection youll be set. I used to grind with so many girls just to grind, I just wanted to do it to say I did it, I didn't even want to LOL. I wasn't turned on and my **** was soft, and they would leave after a couple minutes... U gotta ENJOY IT, Love it, Trust me, Feeling an attractive body rub against you and you grinding back, that little touch is better than when your full on fapping to stupid pixels on your PC. NOW IMAGINE REAL SEX. fogetabout it fam
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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devilkingx2

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if you cant dance without grinding, you cant dance. most guys look awful trying to grind. its supposed to be something very subtle and sensual if you know what youre doing.

if you cant dance for real you better get yourself in a good club and take notes
If you can't dance the key is to only dance in the dark and draw as little attention to yourself as possible. Nobody will pay super close attention otherwise
 

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I don’t believe anyone is incapable of learning how to dance. You don’t need to have (the very overrated) rhythm of a salsa dancer to be good. A simple 2 step and some waist movement will get you very far.

It’s like anything else, anyone that really wants to become a good dancer will be one. I just think most people aren’t dancing to the right music when it comes to women
Oh i didn't mean that they should never ever learn, just that they should avoid the spotlight if they gotta learn soon, learning to dance isn't something one does overnight, but i wouldn't say avoid clubs for weeks/months til you've religiously studied and replicated every popular rap song's video (or whatever the kids are doing these days)
 

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Hell yeah. Ima use it
Oh i didn't mean that they should never ever learn, just that they should avoid the spotlight if they gotta learn soon, learning to dance isn't something one does overnight, but i wouldn't say avoid clubs for weeks/months til you've religiously studied and replicated every popular rap song's video (or whatever the kids are doing these days)
Or? You can just go with the flow and move your shoulders and hips and **** to the flow. Look at this . This taught me to dance because they are my idols in a way

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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