"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to get past "i have a boyfriend"

dannowillbookem

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this line always shuts me down and its hard to move on...anyone know any good lines/ways of getting past this?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I've only known you 5 minutes, and already you're telling me about your problems? (laughter, hot sex later)"
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Toughie.
 

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I've only known you 5 minutes, and already you're telling me about your problems?

haha, I like that one!

I usually respond with...'that's nice and all, but i'm not into guys, sorry. So what's your email address again?'
 

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I would say move on. I think its wrong to fvck with someone's life and relationship just cause you wanna get some. Of course if she goes for it, then the guy has bigger problems to worry about, but if I were you I'd stay out of it. You never know if the guy she is with is an ex-Marine or someone who is vengeful and make it their lifes purpose to fvck you up and make trouble for you.

I wouldn't risk it unless I was sure there was something between me and the girl, and that I wanted a long term relationship. Otherwise, its not worth the hassle.

And as I've said I think its wrong especially if she is happy in her relationship cause then you really are doing 2 people a major disservice, you are screwing up her boyfriends life and if your plan is only to get some from her and leave her then you are also messing up a more meaningful relationship for her. People who do that are low life scumbags.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dannowillbookem

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no no no i mean like chicks will use it (i can recall it only happening to me once to my knowledge, although of course idk) even if they dont have a bf...lol i like those lines.
 

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Originally posted by dannowillbookem
no no no i mean like chicks will use it (i can recall it only happening to me once to my knowledge, although of course idk) even if they dont have a bf...lol i like those lines.
Well in that case she just isn't into you at all, and you should move on then too.
 

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You know that the likeliness is that they wil never marry so just use one of the above lines or better et something that you have. If they brake up because of you you are doing the guy a service by breaking him u with a *****. and you are just speeding up his chances to meet someone better then that cheating *****.
 

08aisaac

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You know that the likeliness is that they wil never marry so just use one of the above lines or better et something that you have. If they brake up because of you you are doing the guy a service by breaking him u with a *****. and you are just speeding up his chances to meet someone better then that cheating *****.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by dannowillbookem
well the point of these forums is how to get chicks into you
True, however, that line shows complete uninterest. When a girl is obviously completely uninterested it generally is not worth it to pursue her because it's likely she'll never be interested, and if there's even a shot, it's a long one.
 

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The point of these forums is to help bring AFC's back to reality and get them back on track with their lives.


I understand you're probably interested in her now even though she has a boyfriend, but listen man, would you want some other guy trying to woo away your gf while you weren't around? Didn't think so. NEXT
 

dannowillbookem

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Originally posted by Jerky Boi
The point of these forums is to help bring AFC's back to reality and get them back on track with their lives.


I understand you're probably interested in her now even though she has a boyfriend, but listen man, would you want some other guy trying to woo away your gf while you weren't around? Didn't think so. NEXT
okay okay whatever
 
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