"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yo whats good first you walk up to a bird like yo whats really good ma? wanna hop in the whip do you give amazing head whats good with the head game/pipe game. she might say yes she might say no but the point iz you gotta try tho. if she say yes just ask her is she wanna take the whole crew if you want her to if she say yes that mean she down if she no she aint down, you have to abort. but on the real, if she say yes you kno u got a tight chik thats down fo whatever.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yo, on tha real you say 'Fo Shizzle Bizzle!! Suck the mutha f***n dizzle yo!' and if she refuses, straight up kick that ho to tha curb ya dig!!

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Consider yourself lucky. If where I live all I had to say was 'do you give amazing head?' and that was it I'd be a very happy man.
 
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^^^^^

I'm just impressed Triple X was able to understand any bit of that. :crackup:
 
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Why is this guy banned? I can always use more laffs like this.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAA! this has to be a white dude who knows his slanguage. Or maybe its Lil Jon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. Good material though.
 
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:crackup: OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. This should be pinned...I open this thread expecting it to be all serious...hahahahhahahahha good stuff...
 
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There's a reformed hoodrat in my major. I'm thinking about attempting to game her. We already have good rapport and joke around. Good thing about hood ho's is that they aren't easily offended. They laugh at the sex jokes directed their way. She didn't even get mad when I told her she could work for me, but expect to be sexual harrassed and fondled.:p
 
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Is it me or did this guy break a record of who can get banned the quickest? :crackup:

By far the worst tip ever
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Baseball05
Bible material, great post man:woo:
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Sarcasm??

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Hahaha.

You're actually being sarcastic twice now, which is confusing.
 
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