"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to get a hoodrat to feel you.

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yo whats good first you walk up to a bird like yo whats really good ma? wanna hop in the whip do you give amazing head whats good with the head game/pipe game. she might say yes she might say no but the point iz you gotta try tho. if she say yes just ask her is she wanna take the whole crew if you want her to if she say yes that mean she down if she no she aint down, you have to abort. but on the real, if she say yes you kno u got a tight chik thats down fo whatever.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Yo, on tha real you say 'Fo Shizzle Bizzle!! Suck the mutha f***n dizzle yo!' and if she refuses, straight up kick that ho to tha curb ya dig!!

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Consider yourself lucky. If where I live all I had to say was 'do you give amazing head?' and that was it I'd be a very happy man.
 
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^^^^^

I'm just impressed Triple X was able to understand any bit of that. :crackup:
 
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Why is this guy banned? I can always use more laffs like this.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAA! this has to be a white dude who knows his slanguage. Or maybe its Lil Jon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. Good material though.
 
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:crackup: OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. This should be pinned...I open this thread expecting it to be all serious...hahahahhahahahha good stuff...
 
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There's a reformed hoodrat in my major. I'm thinking about attempting to game her. We already have good rapport and joke around. Good thing about hood ho's is that they aren't easily offended. They laugh at the sex jokes directed their way. She didn't even get mad when I told her she could work for me, but expect to be sexual harrassed and fondled.:p
 
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Is it me or did this guy break a record of who can get banned the quickest? :crackup:

By far the worst tip ever
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Baseball05
Bible material, great post man:woo:
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Sarcasm??

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Hahaha.

You're actually being sarcastic twice now, which is confusing.
 
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